Yup, I have baggage

Starting a new life! The man I had planned to marry recently died suddenly, and after he died I discovered he had been cheating on me for 4.5 years. The mixed emotions have been hard, but perhaps I have become a more interesting and complex person from it. With that discovery, my mourning process has been cut a bit short, but I still probably need to take things slow to make sure I am ready to be open to someone else and also ready to trust again. I'm extremely romantic and want to share that with someone again, and don't take shame in saying I don't like being single or that I think sorting through people with internet dating is the most logical approach to dating.

Yup, I have baggage (like everyone), but I am probably the most well-rounded person with baggage there is...

(You? Baggage? Nah...I think jumping into online dating right after your cheating husband died is a perfect way to sort through your problems. I'd recommend Rebound.com or HaveSomeGoddamnSelfRespect.com)

God created me become sexy and classy Transexual

i always take a feedback and don't like to argue.

well, i"m well looks transgender born ( God made me ) unique, but i'm not typical transgirl as u see many hang around in the city, but beyond that i am very passable, not arrogant, exotic looking, smart, sweet, classy, study hard and have a job. And i carry my brain in my shoulder.

(You carry your brain in your shoulder? Is that how God made you? Well, if I ever need a shoulder to cry on, I know yours will be the softest)

no strings attacked relation ship

my idol relation shiop would be serious with goals and ideas and kids but imma not opposed to having a no strings attacked relation ship but in reality imma want marriage but i can go either way booty call or rill dill ITS UP TO U.





Alright contestant, will you bid on showcase #1: "booty call" or showcase #2: "rill dill"? Either way, make sure you neuter him

it can be uncommable

its like my momz always told me dont be a dick because you never know wut people are watching you and it can be uncommable when you gotz ta take that shit back and get yo tale between dose legs and dont hurt people and be nice and shit so yeah ladeez

(Momz...always getting straight to the point)

SAME OLD CRAMP

HONEST,CLEAN.NO NO DRUGS

travel.love hot times when colded in Indiana...get sick doing the same cramp everyday.IF YOU ARE TIERD OF THE SAME OLD CRAMP LETS CHANGE IT AND ENJOY.wE ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE111

(Cream of the cramp)

I AM TARD BEN ALONLY

HI AM LOOKS FOR MY SOLMATE THIS TIME I KNOW HE OUT

LOOK FOR A MAN THAT FROM OLD SCHOOL
THAT STILL BELIVE IN ROSE AND CANDY

I AM TARD BEN ALONLY ALL TIME I WANT SOME
ONE TO HOLD ME IN HIS ARM






Happy to oblige, ma'am

I watch law and oder

good person,thay can be depend on me if thay need my help, my coworker make me offten smile,my thougther sonn will PhD graduate.Iam greatful for wha I have and mostly for my health,My social life not to busy.spend free time tougether,understen each oder,have a funn and suport each oder. I watch law and oder



Listen bitch, we're doing the best we can, ok?

bio-racial children

I am a mother of three beautiful children who are bio-racial children,their father pasted away damn drunk,love the lord and can dance.come from a big family born in the south raised in new-york love the fast life hate borening people,we only live once so i say damit live life tell the world blow up.

(Fathers today...pasted away again in Margaritaville)

my baby is cooking

i'm looking for good people and faithfull ,when i leave house i know that my baby is cooking ,cleaning make laundry or something to make sens .i hope she dooesn't phone to her friend to replace me when i go to my work

(Now why would she do that, Don Draper?)

pubic area being fantastic

I am not generally attracted to "bald" men. I also prefer no grey hair, but dyed is ok. I like men with body hair, and generally not into shaved (other than face) and definetly not shaved pubic hair, though "trimmed" is fine. Not a big fan of beards either. I have a small moustache and partial goatee, but occasionally shave it off. Guys with a "five-o-clock shadows" can be difinite turn-ons, along with hair in the small of the back and butt. Chest hair is great, with the "hair line" down the chest to the pubic area being fantastic.



I also don't "want" any "men" who "cornrow" the "hair" on their "ballsack."

I am not a woman exploiter - slavery...

****I'm not a womanizer.

***I'm not a player and am not looking for a one night stand. Some guys here are, but I'm not.

****I won't disrespect you by telling you lies, being late for dates, not calling you back, standing you up, hitting on your best friends, screening your calls or misleading you. You can rely on me. My word is my bond. I'm not always late because I think that other people's time is less important than my own.

***I'm not a playboy that had a collection of girlfriends, but cannot commit because he likes to have girls on the side and is always looking for the next girl.

****I'm not promiscuous and will not give you any disease that will make you infertile for life. I pride myself on being monogamous.

****I'm not the rich abusive guy that can't stop talking about what he has and only care for himself--just want to use you. Be sure I am not a selfish jerk.

****I'm not looking for a naive much younger girl that I can mislead easily. I'm not lying to you about my age. You'll see that I look my age.

****I won't make you think that I'm always busy, and meet you only once in a while (because I need to meet my other 4 girls on the other days.)

****when we "go dutch", that is, when we divide expenses, I will pay 70% and you will pay 30%. I know that women make only 30% of the income overall and I will not pretend to be dumb and expect you to contribute 50/50. I am not a woman exploiter - slavery...




Seriously though, I'm ready to settle down

Be assured, no MONSTER BUG here

II am not a Monster BUG walking around. I know that a man carries in his mouth ALL THE BUGS of ALL the women that he ever kissed. I am a health-conscious man. I am not the Monster BUG that dated a 1000 women and will fall apart at any second, sick as hell, due to his life style which is very similar to that of a gigolo, having kissed tons of women. Be assured, no MONSTER BUG here.**I do not live with my parents because I cannot commit to anyone, not even to buying my own place, unless my fiance does all the search work, finds the place and I steal all her work and the place from her. I do not do that, I am not a crook.



He is correct, wenches. A man carries in his mouth all the bugs of all the wenches he has ever kissed. That is, unless he is open to a little bloodletting...

scratchin myself

I'LL TRY.but this i promise.i will not spend the week end watchin sports on TV scratchin myself. BUT SHE MUST ALSO PROMISE.




Good luck, buddy

IM NOT ABRAGER

BOY WRIGHTING ABOUT MYSELF ISENT A STRONG POINT OF MINE

IM NOT ABRAGER I INJOT TIME WITH BOT AT HOME BUT ALSOE LIKE GETTING OUT AND ABOUT WETHER IT B JUST DINNER OR A NIGHT OUT DANCING IM OPEN TO ALMOST ENEYTHING HOPING TO STIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH SOME ONE THAT FINDS THIS LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION INTRESTING

I DO LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAFF EVEN IF THE JOKE IS ON ME

(Case in point)

MY THINING BLUE EYES WEIGH 180LBS

INJOY NEWS, DOCUMENTRYS, NATURE. ODD STUFF.WHEEL LOL

NOT CO-DEPENDEN'T NOT EVEN SUR IF I WANT ANY CHANGE ? REALLY INJOY 2 GRANDSONS 6 AND 4 OTHER GRAN KIDS FAR AWAY MOISTLY GROWN.I GUESS CHEMIS TRY IS EVERYTHING IS THERE A SOUL MAT? JUST COME DOWN TO OLD FASHION LIKE WOW! SHES THE ONE LOL ((((CHEMISTRY))) I'M BLOND LOL GRAY MY THINING BLUE EYES WEIGH 180LBS 510 FEET BAD KNEE BAD AND LIMP SOME WEANESS LEFT SIDE FROM STROKE IN 92 NO BIG WUPP NO TROUBLE SENCE (I EARNED IT ) BACK THEN LONGGGGGGGGGGG STORY NOT VER GOOD AT WRITING ABOUT THIS STUFF I THINK IN PERSON WORKS




I know how you feel, my eyes started thinning at 19

i go to chouth on sunday! i read babo!

in my life i am laugh when i with pepol!
i like look si verty strong big bady men! many thing make me laugh hehe!
i like exersice watch tv movie!
i like good music with GOOD MV!
i like walk and shoping !
i like with some one go to eat! travel ! park. !
i like read very much like new story! read nespaper everyday!
good easy nice men is my match!

i am asain very pretty nice lady!i like american!

i practice a religion is christian !
i go to chouth on sunday! i read babo!
i love meet pepol!i am injoy exercise!
walk.play ball. and bick.and shoping.
i am injoy teach pepol exersice !
i am injoy eat and drink !

(So this is what it feels like to win the lottery. What are the odds of finding a woman who enjoys both eating and drinking? I knew going to chouth would pay off!)

something soft moist and pink inside

I'm a man of many talents most of which are dedicated to pleasing a woman. For me to give a woman my full attention is easy if keeping my attention focused on her is what she needs. She needs to be concerned with and know how to motivate me in very sexual ways is up to her. I enjoy a long slow kiss with my tongue sucking gentlely as yours gentlely suck mine. I like a woman who can be that angel in public and a vixen in the bedroom.

My favorite thing to eat is something soft moist and pink inside, my favorite food is sea food.

(Lucky for you, sometimes there isn't much difference between the two)

I LIK CHURCH AND BLOWING

MOST WOMAN WANT A GOD MAN,AND GOD WANT A BAD MAN,I GAVE MY LIFE TO CHRIS

I LOV TO BE AROUND GOD PEOPLE AND LOV TO LAUGH AND HAVE FUN GOIING OUT I LIK CHURCH AND BLOWING,AND DINNER GONG TO NEW PLACES,AND I LOV TO COK AND DO COK OUTS GRILL,WALK ON BEACH,AND GOD COVERSIONS,LOV COMUNICATIO,AND QUIT TIMS TOGETHER,WATCHING A MOVE,

LOV FISING BLOWING COKING OUT OR IN COOOKING FAMILY GET TOGTHER DINNER,MOVIE,A NITOUT ON THE TNOW,GOING A SHOW,OR PLAY,WATCHING MOVE AT HOME TOGETHER.



Your Holiness, we've relocated Father Craig three times but he keeps blowing his cover and writing personal ads. By the way, did you send out the invites to the Vatican Cok Out?

SOMONE WHO KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHEST

HI GENTLMENA WANT DINNER,MOVIE,ROLLERSKAT,ART MUSEUM, CARD GAME, FISHING ,LISTING MUSIC,SOMONE KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHEST





Checkmate

i cannot stand a dumb female

1.)I love to meet a thick female,proportiond tho..can also b fit

2.)Im not a chest man,but they can be nice at times..lol

3.)Race does not matter

4.)I like a female between 4'11 and 5'10..

5.)Sumpn bout short women i love THO(4'11--5'3)...mayb its the shorter they are,the more it makes me feel like im in control...dang,even if she was 6'4...id still b in control...lol..ok well id like ta think so neway..ha ha..Gotta be smart,i cannot stand a dumb female...

6.)i dont wanna a female who is or ever was into other females...we can b freinds,but dont approach me like u tryn ta b w/me... ...I need a female ta have a lil bit of attitude in her..no walk overs

7.)most of all..answer the phone when i call,loli kno sumtimes work gets in the way,but dang,then text me...

8.)when i text you,text my butt back,dont wait 2 hours,ill start ta analyze the situation..lol some of us do that..o and yes i understand,sumtimes the cell towers or networks can be down,therefore texts can b recieved or sent late..

9.) I need sum 1 ta ta sit by myside while im making my beats and say..."hey baby,that sounds good or mayb say."naw baby i think u should do this to the beat or take this outta the beat"

12.).i love ta juz kick back while sippin on mah rockstar drank and watch a good horor Dvd.....the scary movies that have been greatly edited...meaning...if ur wearing a blue hat in 1 scene dont turn around and be wearing a red hat in the next scene and we didnt even see u change hats....




Speaking of editing, I'm still waiting for numbers 10 and 11

my sperm n yours

I am just passionate that I was blessed with my children, cause they keep my going, but the one thing I cant have is anymore more children I wont to put that out there, I have had a hysterectomy, only way is going in an taking my sperm n yours n getting a seragant mother to take are sperm an carry it for us, SORRY about that. My picture is not downloading on here for some reason is u need to see my picture

(Who needs a picture? It's your lady sperm I'm after)

lost 1/2 my stomach in 2001

Interests:

ski,run,Travel/Sightseeing,hike, walk, hike,frisbee,jogg, bball,football,climb,snowboard, krate,marital arts

For Fun:

well not much i can do im on disability from lymphoma,lost 1/2 my stomach in 2001,then lost my left upper lobe to my lung in 2007 then in 2008 had colon cancer, and they messed up and ended up having a colostomy.

(No problem, Nike makes a colostomy for those on the go)

Coffee Enemas, Colonics, Massage and Rebounding

I AM INTO ALTERNATIVE MEDICIN AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS TOO. I AM VERY SEXUAL IN A SENSUAL WAY. I LOVE TO MASSAGE, PAMPER AND PLEASE. I AM A COLON HYDRO-THERAPIST AND KNOW THE MIRACLES OF ANTI AGING THROUGH COLON HYGIEN.

I am a colon hydrotherapist, having gone through the Internal Environment Institute School of Colon Hydro Therapy in Apple Valley, CA. I am a massage therapist having gone through the The Body Institute in Santa Barbara CA. I have attended Pamela Madison’s woman’s sexuality center specializing in G spot sacred tantric sex massage. I am a graduate of the Silva Mind Control Technique which is a Method of Meditation.

In the last 30 years I have seen many miracles happen with curing degenerative deceases using Meditation, Coffee Enemas, Colonics, Massage and Rebounding as a major part of the treatment.

I believe there are several main key elements which are critical for your body’s immune system to heal itself. They include 1, Coffee Enemas, 2, Colonics 3, Massage, 4, Organic Foods, 5, Purified Water, 6, G Spot Massage (Orgasm), 7, Rebounding, ( Jumping up and down on a miniature trampoline) 8 eliminate Sugar from your Diet and refrain from drugs and toxins as much as possible. 9 Meditation.

(I'm breaking up with you. Have fun rebounding!)

i ant no good at makeing these here notes

well baby i ant no good at makeing these here notes because i have a hearing problem with my hearing aids so i have been run off before

she needs to be like fish and let me be apart of her life also let the 2 of us be of 1

(To the contrary, you're quite adept and making these here notes. Sorry though, I gotta run off...)

i like to go fisting

i like to go swimming
i like to play soccer
i like to play basketball
i like to go fisting
i like to go to the movies
i like to see fire works
i like to party wild

(May I suggest killing several birds with one stone? Why don't you fist me while we're at the movies. Only so many days in the week, you know?)

I like the hot moist spot an a Woman's body

I think that I am a Regular guy, who has decided that it is time for me to find my better half. I like the hot moist spot an a Woman's body, particulatly when the Woman attached to it is friendly and kind. I have prevously work in internatiinal banking, that was until a mosquito that carried Viral Encephalitus bit me and shared that with me . I am recooperating and hope to make a full recovery someday.

(When your recovery is complete, let me know...the moist spot awaits)

LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO ENJOYS DONG ACTIVTIES

39YR OLD HISPA FEMALE LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO ENJOYS DONG ACTIVTIES

love christin music, enjoy watching lifetime movies on tv and cook shows

(Good luck reconciling your love of "christin" music with a man who enjoys "dong" activities. I'll write to Michael W. Smith and see what he says)

when im not pregnant i have a slender body type

im pregnant, as of 7/12/2011 i am 31 weeks pregant, i have under 2 more months to go. when im not pregnant i have a slender body type, i am a very laid back person, i get along with everyone, my 2 closest friend r the only ones who know me best ones a guy n ones a girl dont like it dont message me.. my daughter comes first before anyone(born or not)

(I think we have a match! When I'm not unemployed and crippled with depression, I also have a slender body type)