Yup, I have baggage

Starting a new life! The man I had planned to marry recently died suddenly, and after he died I discovered he had been cheating on me for 4.5 years. The mixed emotions have been hard, but perhaps I have become a more interesting and complex person from it. With that discovery, my mourning process has been cut a bit short, but I still probably need to take things slow to make sure I am ready to be open to someone else and also ready to trust again. I'm extremely romantic and want to share that with someone again, and don't take shame in saying I don't like being single or that I think sorting through people with internet dating is the most logical approach to dating.

Yup, I have baggage (like everyone), but I am probably the most well-rounded person with baggage there is...

(You? Baggage? Nah...I think jumping into online dating right after your cheating husband died is a perfect way to sort through your problems. I'd recommend Rebound.com or HaveSomeGoddamnSelfRespect.com)

God created me become sexy and classy Transexual

i always take a feedback and don't like to argue.

well, i"m well looks transgender born ( God made me ) unique, but i'm not typical transgirl as u see many hang around in the city, but beyond that i am very passable, not arrogant, exotic looking, smart, sweet, classy, study hard and have a job. And i carry my brain in my shoulder.

(You carry your brain in your shoulder? Is that how God made you? Well, if I ever need a shoulder to cry on, I know yours will be the softest)

no strings attacked relation ship

my idol relation shiop would be serious with goals and ideas and kids but imma not opposed to having a no strings attacked relation ship but in reality imma want marriage but i can go either way booty call or rill dill ITS UP TO U.





Alright contestant, will you bid on showcase #1: "booty call" or showcase #2: "rill dill"? Either way, make sure you neuter him

it can be uncommable

its like my momz always told me dont be a dick because you never know wut people are watching you and it can be uncommable when you gotz ta take that shit back and get yo tale between dose legs and dont hurt people and be nice and shit so yeah ladeez

(Momz...always getting straight to the point)

SAME OLD CRAMP

HONEST,CLEAN.NO NO DRUGS

travel.love hot times when colded in Indiana...get sick doing the same cramp everyday.IF YOU ARE TIERD OF THE SAME OLD CRAMP LETS CHANGE IT AND ENJOY.wE ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE111

(Cream of the cramp)

I AM TARD BEN ALONLY

HI AM LOOKS FOR MY SOLMATE THIS TIME I KNOW HE OUT

LOOK FOR A MAN THAT FROM OLD SCHOOL
THAT STILL BELIVE IN ROSE AND CANDY

I AM TARD BEN ALONLY ALL TIME I WANT SOME
ONE TO HOLD ME IN HIS ARM






Happy to oblige, ma'am

I watch law and oder

good person,thay can be depend on me if thay need my help, my coworker make me offten smile,my thougther sonn will PhD graduate.Iam greatful for wha I have and mostly for my health,My social life not to busy.spend free time tougether,understen each oder,have a funn and suport each oder. I watch law and oder



Listen bitch, we're doing the best we can, ok?

bio-racial children

I am a mother of three beautiful children who are bio-racial children,their father pasted away damn drunk,love the lord and can dance.come from a big family born in the south raised in new-york love the fast life hate borening people,we only live once so i say damit live life tell the world blow up.

(Fathers today...pasted away again in Margaritaville)

my baby is cooking

i'm looking for good people and faithfull ,when i leave house i know that my baby is cooking ,cleaning make laundry or something to make sens .i hope she dooesn't phone to her friend to replace me when i go to my work

(Now why would she do that, Don Draper?)

pubic area being fantastic

I am not generally attracted to "bald" men. I also prefer no grey hair, but dyed is ok. I like men with body hair, and generally not into shaved (other than face) and definetly not shaved pubic hair, though "trimmed" is fine. Not a big fan of beards either. I have a small moustache and partial goatee, but occasionally shave it off. Guys with a "five-o-clock shadows" can be difinite turn-ons, along with hair in the small of the back and butt. Chest hair is great, with the "hair line" down the chest to the pubic area being fantastic.



I also don't "want" any "men" who "cornrow" the "hair" on their "ballsack."

I am not a woman exploiter - slavery...

****I'm not a womanizer.

***I'm not a player and am not looking for a one night stand. Some guys here are, but I'm not.

****I won't disrespect you by telling you lies, being late for dates, not calling you back, standing you up, hitting on your best friends, screening your calls or misleading you. You can rely on me. My word is my bond. I'm not always late because I think that other people's time is less important than my own.

***I'm not a playboy that had a collection of girlfriends, but cannot commit because he likes to have girls on the side and is always looking for the next girl.

****I'm not promiscuous and will not give you any disease that will make you infertile for life. I pride myself on being monogamous.

****I'm not the rich abusive guy that can't stop talking about what he has and only care for himself--just want to use you. Be sure I am not a selfish jerk.

****I'm not looking for a naive much younger girl that I can mislead easily. I'm not lying to you about my age. You'll see that I look my age.

****I won't make you think that I'm always busy, and meet you only once in a while (because I need to meet my other 4 girls on the other days.)

****when we "go dutch", that is, when we divide expenses, I will pay 70% and you will pay 30%. I know that women make only 30% of the income overall and I will not pretend to be dumb and expect you to contribute 50/50. I am not a woman exploiter - slavery...




Seriously though, I'm ready to settle down

Be assured, no MONSTER BUG here

II am not a Monster BUG walking around. I know that a man carries in his mouth ALL THE BUGS of ALL the women that he ever kissed. I am a health-conscious man. I am not the Monster BUG that dated a 1000 women and will fall apart at any second, sick as hell, due to his life style which is very similar to that of a gigolo, having kissed tons of women. Be assured, no MONSTER BUG here.**I do not live with my parents because I cannot commit to anyone, not even to buying my own place, unless my fiance does all the search work, finds the place and I steal all her work and the place from her. I do not do that, I am not a crook.



He is correct, wenches. A man carries in his mouth all the bugs of all the wenches he has ever kissed. That is, unless he is open to a little bloodletting...

scratchin myself

I'LL TRY.but this i promise.i will not spend the week end watchin sports on TV scratchin myself. BUT SHE MUST ALSO PROMISE.




Good luck, buddy

IM NOT ABRAGER

BOY WRIGHTING ABOUT MYSELF ISENT A STRONG POINT OF MINE

IM NOT ABRAGER I INJOT TIME WITH BOT AT HOME BUT ALSOE LIKE GETTING OUT AND ABOUT WETHER IT B JUST DINNER OR A NIGHT OUT DANCING IM OPEN TO ALMOST ENEYTHING HOPING TO STIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH SOME ONE THAT FINDS THIS LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION INTRESTING

I DO LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAFF EVEN IF THE JOKE IS ON ME

(Case in point)

MY THINING BLUE EYES WEIGH 180LBS

INJOY NEWS, DOCUMENTRYS, NATURE. ODD STUFF.WHEEL LOL

NOT CO-DEPENDEN'T NOT EVEN SUR IF I WANT ANY CHANGE ? REALLY INJOY 2 GRANDSONS 6 AND 4 OTHER GRAN KIDS FAR AWAY MOISTLY GROWN.I GUESS CHEMIS TRY IS EVERYTHING IS THERE A SOUL MAT? JUST COME DOWN TO OLD FASHION LIKE WOW! SHES THE ONE LOL ((((CHEMISTRY))) I'M BLOND LOL GRAY MY THINING BLUE EYES WEIGH 180LBS 510 FEET BAD KNEE BAD AND LIMP SOME WEANESS LEFT SIDE FROM STROKE IN 92 NO BIG WUPP NO TROUBLE SENCE (I EARNED IT ) BACK THEN LONGGGGGGGGGGG STORY NOT VER GOOD AT WRITING ABOUT THIS STUFF I THINK IN PERSON WORKS




I know how you feel, my eyes started thinning at 19

i go to chouth on sunday! i read babo!

in my life i am laugh when i with pepol!
i like look si verty strong big bady men! many thing make me laugh hehe!
i like exersice watch tv movie!
i like good music with GOOD MV!
i like walk and shoping !
i like with some one go to eat! travel ! park. !
i like read very much like new story! read nespaper everyday!
good easy nice men is my match!

i am asain very pretty nice lady!i like american!

i practice a religion is christian !
i go to chouth on sunday! i read babo!
i love meet pepol!i am injoy exercise!
walk.play ball. and bick.and shoping.
i am injoy teach pepol exersice !
i am injoy eat and drink !

(So this is what it feels like to win the lottery. What are the odds of finding a woman who enjoys both eating and drinking? I knew going to chouth would pay off!)

something soft moist and pink inside

I'm a man of many talents most of which are dedicated to pleasing a woman. For me to give a woman my full attention is easy if keeping my attention focused on her is what she needs. She needs to be concerned with and know how to motivate me in very sexual ways is up to her. I enjoy a long slow kiss with my tongue sucking gentlely as yours gentlely suck mine. I like a woman who can be that angel in public and a vixen in the bedroom.

My favorite thing to eat is something soft moist and pink inside, my favorite food is sea food.

(Lucky for you, sometimes there isn't much difference between the two)

I LIK CHURCH AND BLOWING

MOST WOMAN WANT A GOD MAN,AND GOD WANT A BAD MAN,I GAVE MY LIFE TO CHRIS

I LOV TO BE AROUND GOD PEOPLE AND LOV TO LAUGH AND HAVE FUN GOIING OUT I LIK CHURCH AND BLOWING,AND DINNER GONG TO NEW PLACES,AND I LOV TO COK AND DO COK OUTS GRILL,WALK ON BEACH,AND GOD COVERSIONS,LOV COMUNICATIO,AND QUIT TIMS TOGETHER,WATCHING A MOVE,

LOV FISING BLOWING COKING OUT OR IN COOOKING FAMILY GET TOGTHER DINNER,MOVIE,A NITOUT ON THE TNOW,GOING A SHOW,OR PLAY,WATCHING MOVE AT HOME TOGETHER.



Your Holiness, we've relocated Father Craig three times but he keeps blowing his cover and writing personal ads. By the way, did you send out the invites to the Vatican Cok Out?

SOMONE WHO KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHEST

HI GENTLMENA WANT DINNER,MOVIE,ROLLERSKAT,ART MUSEUM, CARD GAME, FISHING ,LISTING MUSIC,SOMONE KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHEST





Checkmate

i cannot stand a dumb female

1.)I love to meet a thick female,proportiond tho..can also b fit

2.)Im not a chest man,but they can be nice at times..lol

3.)Race does not matter

4.)I like a female between 4'11 and 5'10..

5.)Sumpn bout short women i love THO(4'11--5'3)...mayb its the shorter they are,the more it makes me feel like im in control...dang,even if she was 6'4...id still b in control...lol..ok well id like ta think so neway..ha ha..Gotta be smart,i cannot stand a dumb female...

6.)i dont wanna a female who is or ever was into other females...we can b freinds,but dont approach me like u tryn ta b w/me... ...I need a female ta have a lil bit of attitude in her..no walk overs

7.)most of all..answer the phone when i call,loli kno sumtimes work gets in the way,but dang,then text me...

8.)when i text you,text my butt back,dont wait 2 hours,ill start ta analyze the situation..lol some of us do that..o and yes i understand,sumtimes the cell towers or networks can be down,therefore texts can b recieved or sent late..

9.) I need sum 1 ta ta sit by myside while im making my beats and say..."hey baby,that sounds good or mayb say."naw baby i think u should do this to the beat or take this outta the beat"

12.).i love ta juz kick back while sippin on mah rockstar drank and watch a good horor Dvd.....the scary movies that have been greatly edited...meaning...if ur wearing a blue hat in 1 scene dont turn around and be wearing a red hat in the next scene and we didnt even see u change hats....




Speaking of editing, I'm still waiting for numbers 10 and 11

my sperm n yours

I am just passionate that I was blessed with my children, cause they keep my going, but the one thing I cant have is anymore more children I wont to put that out there, I have had a hysterectomy, only way is going in an taking my sperm n yours n getting a seragant mother to take are sperm an carry it for us, SORRY about that. My picture is not downloading on here for some reason is u need to see my picture

(Who needs a picture? It's your lady sperm I'm after)

lost 1/2 my stomach in 2001

Interests:

ski,run,Travel/Sightseeing,hike, walk, hike,frisbee,jogg, bball,football,climb,snowboard, krate,marital arts

For Fun:

well not much i can do im on disability from lymphoma,lost 1/2 my stomach in 2001,then lost my left upper lobe to my lung in 2007 then in 2008 had colon cancer, and they messed up and ended up having a colostomy.

(No problem, Nike makes a colostomy for those on the go)

Coffee Enemas, Colonics, Massage and Rebounding

I AM INTO ALTERNATIVE MEDICIN AND LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS TOO. I AM VERY SEXUAL IN A SENSUAL WAY. I LOVE TO MASSAGE, PAMPER AND PLEASE. I AM A COLON HYDRO-THERAPIST AND KNOW THE MIRACLES OF ANTI AGING THROUGH COLON HYGIEN.

I am a colon hydrotherapist, having gone through the Internal Environment Institute School of Colon Hydro Therapy in Apple Valley, CA. I am a massage therapist having gone through the The Body Institute in Santa Barbara CA. I have attended Pamela Madison’s woman’s sexuality center specializing in G spot sacred tantric sex massage. I am a graduate of the Silva Mind Control Technique which is a Method of Meditation.

In the last 30 years I have seen many miracles happen with curing degenerative deceases using Meditation, Coffee Enemas, Colonics, Massage and Rebounding as a major part of the treatment.

I believe there are several main key elements which are critical for your body’s immune system to heal itself. They include 1, Coffee Enemas, 2, Colonics 3, Massage, 4, Organic Foods, 5, Purified Water, 6, G Spot Massage (Orgasm), 7, Rebounding, ( Jumping up and down on a miniature trampoline) 8 eliminate Sugar from your Diet and refrain from drugs and toxins as much as possible. 9 Meditation.

(I'm breaking up with you. Have fun rebounding!)

i ant no good at makeing these here notes

well baby i ant no good at makeing these here notes because i have a hearing problem with my hearing aids so i have been run off before

she needs to be like fish and let me be apart of her life also let the 2 of us be of 1

(To the contrary, you're quite adept and making these here notes. Sorry though, I gotta run off...)

i like to go fisting

i like to go swimming
i like to play soccer
i like to play basketball
i like to go fisting
i like to go to the movies
i like to see fire works
i like to party wild

(May I suggest killing several birds with one stone? Why don't you fist me while we're at the movies. Only so many days in the week, you know?)

I like the hot moist spot an a Woman's body

I think that I am a Regular guy, who has decided that it is time for me to find my better half. I like the hot moist spot an a Woman's body, particulatly when the Woman attached to it is friendly and kind. I have prevously work in internatiinal banking, that was until a mosquito that carried Viral Encephalitus bit me and shared that with me . I am recooperating and hope to make a full recovery someday.

(When your recovery is complete, let me know...the moist spot awaits)

LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO ENJOYS DONG ACTIVTIES

39YR OLD HISPA FEMALE LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO ENJOYS DONG ACTIVTIES

love christin music, enjoy watching lifetime movies on tv and cook shows

(Good luck reconciling your love of "christin" music with a man who enjoys "dong" activities. I'll write to Michael W. Smith and see what he says)

when im not pregnant i have a slender body type

im pregnant, as of 7/12/2011 i am 31 weeks pregant, i have under 2 more months to go. when im not pregnant i have a slender body type, i am a very laid back person, i get along with everyone, my 2 closest friend r the only ones who know me best ones a guy n ones a girl dont like it dont message me.. my daughter comes first before anyone(born or not)

(I think we have a match! When I'm not unemployed and crippled with depression, I also have a slender body type)

WOULD LOVE TO FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN SQUIRT

CUM AND GET BABY.....

I'M CLEAN, NICE, LOVABLE AND LOVE TO PLEASE WOMEN. I'M SOME WHAT OF A FREAK AND WOULD LOVE TO FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN SQUIRT......IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SO IF YOU CAN DO THAT OR GUSH, BABY WE GONE GET ALONG REAL WELL BOO.

(So you're currently accepting positions for both squirters and gushers? What exactly is the difference? And hold your horses, I'll come and get the baby after work!)

crowned by his hand with the gloriole of supernatural light

In the beginning we were created by the Almighty as flawless jewels of heavenly might. Now we're crowned by his hand with the gloriole of supernatural light. Our Royal Love is written in our book of life, signed by my faith in Jesus Christ, sealed by The Holy Ghost and delivered by the Grace of God.

I'm your hereditary King and "The One" deriving miraculously from the Ancient Royal House of the Christian Lions, Heaven sent in the name of Love. In our dreams tonight your eyes meet mine and we see our reflections clearly in each others eyes. We're embracing each other while riding the waves on the oceans of Love and we know each kiss is bringing us one step closer to our new life in the heavens above. When we're walking on the water of Love under the heavens golden light, we're listening to the The Holy Spirits voice of truth and now we're doing what's right.

(I'm detecting subtle hints of Christianity in your profile. Maybe it was the gloriole that tipped me off?)

you ll break small brest

now what im looking for is someone who is understable and has copassoin for others thats a must have thing she's got to be good looking thick is real nice i love thick women who are the way the are and not afraid to show it also kinda skinny just not so skiny you ll break small brest are nice real nice but ill take what i can get im funny always jokeing around and have senance of humor i can take what i get with joking around it's real fun and you got to have senance of humor.

(So you love thick women who are also "kinda skinny"? What a senance of humor you have!)

very cleen and hygeen, guy

Honest, very clean, well looked after and hates lie. No second agenda.

I am Caring efectionate, generous, good hearted, very cleen and hygeen, guy. Wants to feel the effection from her.

Pettite small brest very clean and hygeen. Shows Effectione, love and care. Honest hates lies Girl is my ideal. Golf in summer time, clean the drive way, go for mountain, Have sex (if it is wondered) watch the world news.

(Trust me, sex will not be wondered)

i thank it is verry inporintion to be free

i belave if you cant be your self around friend you have alrudy how are you be able to be your self around me i thank it is verry inporintion to be free with who you are. its not wear your going but how your going to make it happen life is filed with lot of opshions.i have two job one is in food(carcker barrel) and the outher is banking at(Delaware county bank)

(Sorry, I can't date you...insufficient funds)

SHARING A BOWEL FULL OF POPCORN

IS IS SUPER BOWEL SUNDAY YET!?!!!!!

HOWDY,IM A BOUNCER IN BAR I LIKE TO LINE DANCE,WORKOUT,AND GOING TO THE BECH.I LIKE ALL KINDS OF MUSIC.I LIKE CONCERTS BUT I ALSO LIKE SPENDING TIME AT HOME ON THE COUCH SHARING A BOWEL FULL OF POPCORN AND A GOOD MOVE.SOMEONE WHOS NO AFRAID TO GET A LITTLE WILD ETHER




(Relax, baby, we'll be sharing that bowel in no time)

life is like a bowel of jelley, it taste good on bread

What I am looking for? Someone nice who doesn't throw temper tantrumss, someone who doesn't get mad easily, some one who smiles and laughs. Soneone who doesn't put other people down Someone who treats me as she wishes to be treated. Someone who realizes that life is like a bowel of jelley, it taste good on bread but very sticky on your body.

(Are you related to the guy who likes to share a bowel full of popcorn?)

ALSO COACH YOUTH BOWING

hey IM DAN I AM SHY AT FIRST BUT ARM UP QUICKLY. I LOVE TO FLIRT HARMLESS OF COURSE .THE LADY I DATE WOULD HAVE TO BE A CUDDLER AND ALSO INDEPENDENT. WELL GOOD THING I HAVE PATIENCE AND TOLARANCE.WHAT I WANT FROM MY LADY IS VERY SIMPLE / SOMEONE THAT WILL LOVE ME FOR ME AND IS NOT LOOKING FOR MONEY !!! I AM A SENSITIVE MAN AND OLD FASHION. I WORK FOR THE GOV ALSO COACH YOUTH BOWING . I WILL ADD MORE IN FUTURE IF NESSASARY.

(Not necessary)

I like to cook or eat out ladys

hopless romantic looking to woe

am a hopless romantic , like to go to movies or just stay home & cuddle up & watch TV love the outdoors , love a rainy sunday where you can cuddle all day i like to spoil a lady I do not like being alone I like to cook or eat out ladys are you ready?!?!?!11

(The audacity of hop)

i have a female puddle

HEY I AM TOO HOT FOR YOU TO HANDLE ME, I AM CRAZIE AND SEXY, VERY CONTERGIOUS, AND IRRESTABLE, HEY HAVE ME

i have a female puddle a maltse i have been with her for 6years now and she has one of my names zoe. am realy connected to her i can read her emmotions so as she do it, she is my friend and i know she is my love, she gives me all the attention i need

i dont even touch a romatic novel, i can write my own from my own real romatic love life, i like to be real and am romatic so reading romatic novels bores me up for real. i can act my own romance so try me, heheheheheheheh haaaaaah am romatic hot ga

(You'd rather write your own romance novel? Fine, but you and that female puddle of yours better submit a sample chapter by Monday...period)

I also had my eye shot at when I was 10

I Had a fairy tail wedding now looking for someone who will do as much as me!

I want a kid and would like to have one before I'm 40

I love to cuddle and go out too I'll try anthing once as long I don't get hurt.

I look for someone that can live with the fact that in 2001 I had a Brain Tumor which I'm fully recovered from.I also had my eye shot at when I was 10.

(Well there goes my idea of meeting at the shooting range)

RAN MIDDLE DISTANCES IN COOLEGE

I'm a teacher and coach with 26 years of teaching. Right now, I working indepently as a plumber, and sub-teacher in Liberty Co. 2011 is going to be a special year because I plan on finding the special person ,both of us to fall in love together, laugh,cry if needed, and keep each other happy and alive. Since 19, I have tryed to be the upmost bestfriend,good listner, caregiver, romantic and lover to my mate andIf interested,you need to answer bacK BY AT LEAST WRINKING AT ME, OR EMAIL. I'M NOY COACHING NOW, BUT SOME PLUMBING WORK ON SIDE.I HAVE 26 YEARS IN EDUCATING, WOULD LIKE TO WORK 4 MORE TILL I'M 60.

I'm IRISH, DUTCH, Engliish and forth SIOUX INDIAN. Grew up in Huntsville, AL ,DURING ITS BOOM DAY'S got to see and witness a city muture and grew with it. I PLAYED ALL FOUR SPORTS IN HIGH SCHOOL, BUT RAN MIDDLE DISTANCES IN COOLEGE.

(Coolege: the best years of your life. WRINK!)

I load up my hores and go rideing

Save a hores, ride a cowboy ;) when the hores bucks you off get up and get right back on

I love what I do..i love hores... I am at my best when I am working with my two hores, enjoy hores racing go to the beach race thoroughbred hores and try to have fun, play hores shoes riding bikes, I load up my hores and go rideing.I value my family very much. Someone that is trust wrothey and loyal and honest doesn't drink lie or chea or stea. looking for and honest woman and loyal woman who loves the outdoors and kids cause my grandkids. Lo swimming fishing. eez life here in Owasso

(Apparently pimpin' is easy in Owasso, Oklahoma)

as little dinking as is possible is desirable

I'm a kind, caring prson who tries to be a Gentalman. I am however a recovering alcoholic so as little dinking as is possible is desirable. I would like to meet someone who is inteligent and who is witty enough to get me out of a depressive funk when the med's are not enough.

(Wow, I get to be your girlfriend, therapist, and sponsor! Question: when you dink, do you also dive?)

ill exceot you who you are no bulldinki please...

My match I really love honesty, dont have to be rich or drop dead gourgous either ,but not unattractive either.. if your a player dont bother, i have nothing to offer except im a good man,andd trust worthy,and loyale,and im not a cheater or a lier if your a cheater your a lier,and if your a lier your a cheater, thats fact .. just trust your heart im your man if you want true love ,and not a booty call , i have horns too,but not just with any lady , the right one thank you be you ,and ill exceot you who you are no bulldinki please...

(Click here for Urban Dictionary's definition of "bulldinki")

some what a lonener parsay

peaceful gentalman seeking gental lady

i am some what off to my self a lot dont hang out in clubs or the streets some what a lonener parsay most of the time at work or at home watching tv or working on some home projects or visits churchs out of town or something like that im looking for someone that has an understanding about common things dont like confusion

(Actually, it sounds like you're a big fan of confusion)

want man with slow hand job

BONNIE LONELY NO LONGER A SOUTHER GENTALMAN GOT OUR LITTLE YANKEE

want man with slow hand job CAR goasl necessary motivated trustworth walks in the mnt or just hanging at home watching tv having cook outs with family but never never ask me to grt married NO NOT INTRESTED

(No problem)

bold adveturous, or even fisty

Fisty auburn headed female looking for that certain gentleman.

The words my frinds to describe fisty and unpredictable. I enjoy the good times. IT is hard to describe me. I am not a simple one way black and whit kinda girlim more of a gray area person. I go with,the flow of my moods. I can be playful at times, bold adveturous, or even fisty. I hate to be shut up by people I love to ne heard and im honest. I would have to say im a lor to handle but im worth it. My only weakness is I care entirly to much .

(Are you sure that's your only weakness?)

rob him down when his body acks

i'm her to find my KING! because this QUEEN!will do this cook, clean, welcome his at the door from work with his slipper, a drink, r/d, w/b

i'm a blees woman that would do to make her man feel like the king he is because we make each other feel like king & queen the queen clean, cook iron, surprise him to rob him down when his body acks run him a warm bath rob him down with warm oil from head to toe! this want i will do for my king! to keep a smile on his face pray that i get bless with the same. i'm retried i had to because of my health i'll explaine to whom the lord bless me with my adam i've came from a large family of fourteen you no hearpromble. diebeties, high blood pursure

(Speaking of pressure, my temple is about to explode)

have some college at mercer cunty college

Chuck here.I was married for 13 yrs.and devorced since 1985.I was a single parent till my kids whent on there own,I am a general motors retiree,and have some college at mercer cunty college in new jersey,and at the university of nebraska.I would now like to find someone to enjoy life with.

(Mercer Cunty College? I bet they have a terrific women's studies program)

sexy with crves with big hooter

i want a blond and a good looken 5'6 and sexy with crves with big hooter and just gorguse and buttyfull that is sinistive and frajal and is smart and want to help me out and go every ware with me and likes to go fishen and hunting with me and i like cuntry music comady tv shows i like mexican food i usto go to church but i dont have time to go so im alwase bussy and im a chchristian and im proud of it to

(Which hooter would you prefer, the right or the left?)

not into men which SMOKE children

looking. for. neat..slender. .dark hair..have hair...hair

About me
Goals hmmmm lots everyday. Like verbal interaction not into men which SMOKE children must have patience. Since mine is short and I'm demanding.must. be attractive. And slim. Flappy men need not apply. Must live near within 30 miles fdress well white teeth. And have them...also no older than 45 sorry Grampus LOL BTW I'm a real nag oh and bipolar

First date
You pay coffee House

(Click here for Urban Dictionary's definition of "flappy")

1 of my breast sags a tiny bit

YES pics r current n I CAN spell. 1st..men r visual so am I NO pic 4get it.. Not gona say all th typical things U read n these profiles like I'm this n that, we all think we're the greatest. Rmember every1 on here is some1's Ex..LOL. Been in advertising n marketing for 14 yrs..a love/hate relationship.

Things I've learned:

Chocolate's NOT bettr thn sex
Textin can be 4play
Real women hav curves
Real men don't hav 2 hav BIG biceps
Men R better @ casual sex thn woman
Older women can b HOT
1 of my breast sags a tiny bit
Smiling lifts my soul
There R good men & women in this world
Success isn't determined by $$
Rejection hurts

(Consider this my rejection notice)

you have to be very good with 4play

i love to make people laugh im a very touch and feel type of person tell me that im looking good smack me on my behind whisper in my ear something like hey baby i like if u could get me a beer. i love frogs!1!!!!!! you have to be very good with 4play and hitting the walls! collar greens are my food weakness but really gets me all warm is some SUGA! you have to believe in GOD

(So glad you mentioned God at the end of your profile. I was starting to think you were just a frog-loving skank)

like cooking male

i looking somebody like fun dancing like water walk help me to cook like me who im. me i like exsecie i lke yoga like cooking male something expecial for my hubby and drunc a good coffee in the morningand talking about the night you in me have fun hi haaaaaaaaaaaaaa////////////////

(Remember, don't drunc and type)

spades ged country

bowling skating bingo spades ged country iam a mother i have 7 kids no players at all under age at all i like to go out with my friends all the time i like the shows soaps soaps i need to help my kids in school my exhusband has my daughter that i do not see anymore my mom has my daughter i have fourdaughter's and one son iam looking for a boyfriend to live with me and my kids iam looking for 33-49

(You're looking for 33-49 what? More children?)

I'm active, lightly social and very sexual

I Love you and hung out with me dear!

She is good-looking and being nice to others expecialy to parents for both party.

Like to leave in Chia and being a Chiese bride.

i love you dear and come with me and build our love-nest together!

i like hanging out with family an friends helping people out expecialy the handy cap

whenever there is a problem I'm active, lightly social and very sexual.

I'm looking for a lady to have a lot in common with expecialy the sexual part. And also somone who is never bored

(How could anyone be bored with you? Lightly social with an opulent perfume of "Chiese" and a willingness to spend time with the disabled. I love you dear)

ver interested in Assian people

Looking for a drug free honest and loyal woman who is ready to settele down also somone who is willing to share her culture with me for i am very interested in learning about Assian culture. I am from Louisiana born and rased there, i am ver interested in Assian people and there culture expecialy Vietnamese I work in chemical plants around the world. i am a feild expidor. i speak seven diffrent langueges

(Seven different languages? Quite the polyglot we have here. Do they teach Assian in Louisiana, or would you recommend skipping class and going straight to Assia?)

looking for a good girl that int a gold digger

i live Yankton SD and im trying to meet some new people around the area i use to live in niobrara nebraska but i have been gone for 7 years living in dallas tx right now im mowing yards and working in my garage on some cars i was working for a company that builds radiators for mining equipment i also work for my parents in there rental houses and on their ranch im just looking for a good girl that int a gold digger and can treat a guy good i have had a hard time getting back into dating since my last girlfriend she was sorry and just used me for my money



To all my lawn-mowin' niggaz in Yankton, stay strong. If you ain't no punk holla' we want pre-nup

nice girl lip swelling to go ara

look for the woman who's cook believe in marriage and family and god who can preciate a good man understanding and was bleeding keepin,so what I'm looking for a partner is a nice girl lip swelling to go ara have a good time well is work is hard as poulsbo interlachen the willing to be the best friend as well as a girlfriend I just really want someone thats gonna beat sex is like me or at least treat me how I'm going to treat them nicest possiblemy favorite food church east k co a good fruit maybe favorite tv shows are prickly anything I watch a science fair music is anything but country orrin porter rican and I was born raised in ohio I

(While our team at Craig's Wrist furiously attempts to crack your code, let me reassure you that we're committed to helping you find a woman who "is cook" and who will "beat sex." Porter Rican's unite!)

I seek my nuse

Seek a woman who will climb these steps with me and has the grace of confidence on her wing, who will create these sparks in every individual in her path. She loves God. I will be her counterpart. I will adore her, encourage her and deliver her road beyond expectations. She will go further places, seek the mist of clouds unborn and prevail that path together. Live every day as a tiger. Tomorrow you will be glad you did. I seek my nuse.



Look no further, I got one for you

Loves PDX very much, it completes me

lay back and relax when the body, mind and spirit need to.The joy of watching people & things that grow, draw my most attention. Need interlectual stimulation and erotic stimulation. Loves to explore every inch of your skin and inner flesh, is very spontanious and creative thinker.Things and places that are very sensual open my mind and heart. Loves PDX very much, it completes me.

(I'm a big fan of Portland's airport too. We can meet there, get strip searched, and explore our inner flesh)

Out spoken.Past funny.Sometimes nuts.

Devoted lover.Open.Out spoken.Past funny.Sometimes nuts.Intimate.Love to kiss,and I know how.I love to TOUCH,CARESS and SQUEEZE.I can be a partner,friend and a lover.A good listener and a confidant.I come from a well rounded family.I was raised by both parents that are educated and very interlectual.God fearing stock.Yes I do believe in God.I also believe in Jesus Christ,Our savior.I hope you do also.




(Try my new app, TCS. It'll find guys near you who love to TOUCH, CARESS, SQUEEZE)

thick in the thigs

IM 53 IN HEIGHT, SIZE 9 IN DA WAST thick in the thigs im plus sized but carry it very well. fat not sloppy fat..N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T. I KNOW HOW TO BE FAITHFUL N LOVE MY MAN. YOU WILL LIK WAT U SEE. I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO LOVE ME N TERAT ME LIKE A WOMEN SHOULD BE TERATED MAURY,MAC N CHEESE, MONICA, WEBBIE. THINK WITH UR BRAIN N NOT UR GENITALS..

(There's so much to admire in your personal ad, but your prediction that I will "lick what I see" is awfully presumptuous. Don't terat me that way)

can hold an intelligant and intellectial conversation

i am happy easygoing funloving girl who can hold an intelligant and intellectial conversationi love a movie especially when the weather outside is not caperating. i am looking for someone who is not into drama games,who is inteligant and has a good heart.

(Sorry, I refuse to caperate)

you would have to be a ritard to think otherwise

My mom's a highschool beauty queen who is a published poet and my dad's a genius IQ mathematician. Given that genetic background I find myself analytical yet bursting with creative ideas. Best movie of the past couple years? The Hangover, without a doubt. you would have to be a ritard to think otherwise.




A stunningly beautiful movie review. My jaw dropped.

a simgle pregnant mom of three

a simgle pregnant mom of three who is new to alot of things but ready to make a new start.

i like to listen to just about all music. i can get used to just about anything. my favorite tv show is weeds, and law and order svu, im also pregnant so i like all kinds of foods. i love to spend my free time with my three children whom keep me busy most of the time. i am a homemaker.....you know a stay at home mom... well until the baby is born then im going to work.

(Work? Pish posh, just take a hint from your favorite TV show and sell weed. You'll be just as hot as Mary Louise Parker, I promise)

47 years of mental, emotional and spiritual abuse

I am 70 years old, and divorced my husband after 47 years of mental, emotional and spiritual abuse. I am not a weak, mousy person, yet he had convinced me that I am incompetent in nearly every area..nothing I did or my children did was good enough. When he started in on the grands I balked and said NO MORE! He died 2 years after the divorce, so I consider myself a divorced widow. I am currently writing a book designed to help women..and men..escape from abusive relationships. Sometimes you cant see the forest for the trees..and it takes a serious situation to jar you loose.

(Who says baggage can't be tantalizing? Load up all 50 years of it and let's go on a cruise!)

love a fem that dress like a dom and make me say dayum

i lekr female that know how to party and have a good time but at the same time a love a female that can make me laugh and it smart metally and street. i love a sexy dom that can out on dress and make em say dayum and i love a fem that dress like a dom and make me say dayum. i am a very strong person and i like my female to be that way too. i know who i am and what i want to do and be in life and i have goals in life i like a female who knows who she is and what she wants in life or at least a friend. i am 5 foot 1 and i am a dark skined half trini half americain sista and i cook too. not only do i like ot have fun and party but i like explore and travel go place i have not yet seen. so if you can have fun and good conversaton and you like to go differnt place meet new people and turn me on with your since of style you got me. i cant wait to hear from fems and doms in my area i promise well have a good time

(You had me at "lekr female." No wait, you had me at "smart metally." No wait...you never had me)

if u are interesting or some body interesting own me!

hi guys" im simple man looking simple friend like u....lolz happy like u...lolz always smiling like u....lolz well if u are interesting or some body interesting own me! just buzz me....lolz so what are u waiting for! i know that u wait me....lolz by the way if u askme if im rich im so sorry im the one who live in the earth not rich.....lolz but?....lolz im rich for some friends.......lolz you can try don't be scared...lolz im just me.....so are u ready for my new world.....lolz....ok'ok' i know you shy....lolz me too....lolz but don't worry we can try....lolz well ima guy so u already know like video games...lolz and sports ov course....lolz and im big on comedy so family guy is the best....lolz




Could I use you in a cutaway?

i really enjoy information books

For fun
i like to socialixe, travel, meet new and exciting people. Ver much into nature and all its beautry. Hiking in the mountains is a favorite of mine. If you like country boys that are honest and value a good looking intelligent woman we should meet.im irish decent, had two good parents that worked hard and also enjoyed their life to the max..Verry much a country boy, with good values and a very high drive. Like the simple things in lif like a nice sunset with a cute woman in a glass of wine.

Last read
not the last thing i read but the most interesting was a book on sexuality, it explained how to make any woman orgasm during intercourse, that was several years ago and it was the best information i got in a while. i really enjoy information books.

(I agree, information books are some of the most riveting. Ver much into those)

whatev i like dong and he likes dong

want sSomeone whom I can be myself around and that can make me laugh.like all activities whatev i like dong and he likes dong. i also enjoy traveling to traverse city to see fall colors any where hot and sunny is awesome! im very out going and like dong just about anything.

(Either you're a bell-ringing enthusiast or...)

harley riding god loven man. smilessss

don't smoke,sniff,spit,dip,or chew, try NOT to chase women that do

i am casper try to live up to the name i love the outdoors hike hunt fish camp horseback waterski canoe photography harley riding cancer heart family values faithful friendly kind honest compassionate passionate loyal help others a lot. love the mountains to the ocean breeze at night harley riding god loven man. smilessss. good luck in your search. a woman that loves the outdoors.that can go from jeans and dirty hands from the garden to an after 5 dress that loves her man and only him and the lord. she will have compassion for others.that would like to ride him on his harley or her own.

(Hey Casper, cancer is an interest of mine too! But we won't get the big C unless we get back to our dippin', right? Ride me)

not infrequently, a bit of a giggle puss

Need a good woman.I'm a daydreamer, a sass mouth, and not infrequently, a bit of a giggle puss. from my dad's side is basically Polish while from my mom's side I'm a complete mutt from around Europe. I'd have to look at a chart to get more detailed.

(Do you have access to that chart now? It's extremely important we get to the bottom of your ethnicity. I need to know exactly where my giggle pussies come from, you know?)

I am Irish on my dads side and German on my dads side

About me
The name is Kenny i am 26 and single. Im not very tall. Im not conceeded just cock and funny, I am also kind to others and don't start drama but if it starts i will end it. I am mostly laid back and easy going and very easy to get along with. I dont get mad easily and have much of a temper.

Last read
don't remeber not a big reader and it was months ag

Ethnicity
I am Irish on my dads side and German on my dads side

Faith
Agnostic.I believe in god but i don't care much for religon and the politics of religon

(Kenny ol' chap! We should really catch up soon and continue our discussion about logotherapeutic constructs. So rare to find an agnostic theist these days, what with Hitch all the rage. Cheers, and say hello to those two dads)

I am a Master Imperial Turtle

If you are a turtle you know what comes next...

If you are a candidate turtle you must answer the following riddles.

1. What is a four letter word ending in k for intercourse?
2. What sticks so far out of a man's pajamas you could hang a hat on it?
3. What do men do standing up, women do sitting down, and dogs do with one leg in the air?

Submit your answers via e-mail

I am a Master Imperial Turtle. I will gladly admit you to the order if you pass the test.

Now that we have that out of the way…

If you like what you have read thus far and think we would be a good fit, I have another question for your consideration.

How do you catch a polar bear?

Answer:

1. Cut a hole in the ice
2. Spread some peas around the hole
3. When the polar bear comes by to eat the peas, push him in the hole

This joke is funny on so many different levels it spans all cultures.

OK, so where is the humor?

It’s a lot of work to cut a hole in the ice to be big enough to fit a polar bear.

Polar bears do not eat peas but they may eat you while spreading the peas around the hole.

Where do you plan to hide on the ice?

How will you push an 800 plus lbs bear in the hole?

Assuming you push the bear in the hole, then what?

My guess is a very mad polar bear would climb out of the hole and eat you!

By now my darling you should have a very good understanding of what I’m all about. If you like what you have viewed, the next move is yours.

If you are not sure where you are going, you better be careful, you might not get there
Yogi Bera



It ain't over till it's over...except for this personal ad. It was over after about line four.

Someone who without makeup makes my nature rise

Hi,
Welcome to my fishing hole I am hoping to catch a delicious Chilean Sea Bass.

I have had my fill of Fried Whiting which is certainly very delicious with Grits on a Sunday Morning , but my taste buds now salivate for those rare morsels that you just want to hold in your mouth as long as possible.

I am a 6 ft 2 gentleman who is Southern in manner and spirit due to my North Carolina Roots .

I prefer down to earth women who wear less makeup than more and who probably wear more " Target " than " Prada " . The kind of person who values the fact that I will gladly give her kids my last dollar and does not insist that we buy a new Mercedes every two years ( the Pre-1990 ones are nicer anyway ) .

Someone who without makeup makes my nature rise and for who I would do anything I could to drain the stress from her brow .I am not in a rush and am not aggressively searching and contacting people . Instead I am at home adding ingredients to a big pot of comfort food I would love to share with you.

I am not one of these " Black People " who salivate over other cultures I love " Black people ".

I love music.If you can feel the music you can probably feel me . Can I make you a CD ?

(Aw, you already want to make me a mix tape? How sweet. But since I just bought a Tony Orlando anthology at "Target," I'd rather you spend that last dollar of yours buying me a plane ticket to Shanghai so I can get the hell away from you)

believe me I can get a little krunk when necessary

I say I'm YoungObama for a reason, because if you look at our President, I feel I have a lot of his qualities. I am personally someone who many have described as determined, a leader, a mentor, not afraid to stand up for what is right. I am someone who has to Go Hard in what I do, as I find it to be the only suitable way to live. I must say that I usually have an even, mild mannered personality, but believe me I can get a little krunk when necessary. I don't know if yall keep up with politics, but you saw how krunk Obama got with those republicans. I can get like that though it is not immediately apparent.



(Listen, Krunk Master Douche, I have enough problems without "Young Obama" here stepping on---hey wait---do you have an American birth certificate I could borrow? Fist bump, krunky!)

kiss in pubic & not be ashamed

I'd like my match to be like good humor like me , to hod hands & kiss in pubic & not be ashamed about it. Also to to though good times & bad w/me.Just to take me as I am.I like to go walking,swimming(skinny -dippin') if possible,love to hug,cuddle,& kiss,French if that too.Or just sit on a swing @ night & hold each other.like to have fun & take it easy. Be intiminte once I get know someone.

(So relieved your open to French kissing. Would that happen in pubic too?)

cuddling on the couch w nascar

About me
m pretty laid back just go with flow m a full time student at terra comunnty collage anything out doors cuddling on the couch w nascar , football , movies , conversation , sports bar, walkes , not affraid to show affection in public

Last read
my welding book for collage

Favorite Things
classic rock country rock ncis csi miami two n a half men



Winning!

I am a grafice art major

Haai :D, Im going to college.I am a grafice art major, minor in buisnes.I love the summer.I treat others the way id like to be treated. It was hard for me to learn that somethigs in my life i cannot control, and to live life now , instead of yesterday. But yea if you like wanna contact meh just send me a message lol .peace. oh yea and i like teh whole emo look .itz hawt lulz.

(You're right, there are many things in life you can't control, such as me swiftly roundhouse kicking your emo face. Sorry to get grafice like that)

It's like being on a tandem bike with Jesus

I am looking for a kindred spirit to serve God alongside. To raise kids and love neighbors with. Someone to pray with. Someone to share chessy jokes with! Each day would be an open page of possibilities to discover, love, learn, and share God's amazing love with the world! He also should be between the ages of 35 and 39. I love Jesus! Each day is a faith-embraced adventure with my best friend in the Universe. It's like being on a tandem bike with Jesus (He's in front!) Through the twists and turns of life, I never cease to be amazed where He takes me!l more than anything I long to be a great mom and wife someday. To create a home where the walls echo of love and laughter! Where children and their friends know they will find encouragement, a cookie, and two parents who are deeply in love with Jesus, each other, and them! I love my job! My passion and calling includes sleeping outside in cardboard boxes, going to camp every summer, and teaching about where poop is found in the Bible to middle schoolers whose candor, awe, and unguarded love for the Lord is insatiable





Christ on a stick, we get it, you dig Me. And sorry about all that poop, but hey, it makes the Sodom story so much juicier!

A Justin Bieber Book to my Daughter

About me
Im Currently Attending Collage Fulltime and Working Fulltime Something that I love to do is Care for Children, I Would love to be a Forster Parent one day. I love Learning New Things, Im a Very funny Person, Who Loves Life, I love going for walks or to the Movies, Traveling.

Last read
A Justin Bieber Book to my Daughter(not my choice)



She's right, I forced her to do it

pampers would be ideal for me

I am a jewel waiting to be discovered and then treasured. My frinds admire my inteligenc and respect my personality as going with the flow of the situation. I am a lady with tendacies that may suprise. A perfect match would be someone who can be hiself with respect and honesty. A man who is strong, diverse, supportive, flexible, and pampers would be ideal for me.




I'm more of a Depends guy, sorry

I was born into a thick catholic family

Hello single cute men out there..., I recently signed up mainly because suprislying I have meet people that are getting married from this site so I thought I would give it a try. I am currently sprated from my ex and at the moment we both share our little boy. We r still friends and very civil I am spirtiual but I was born into a thick catholic family

(In that case you'd better give me a full body shot)

love to sweat it out with a partner!

I'm newer to Dallas so would love to explore more! It is a requirement for me to sweat once a day, minimum and love to sweat it out with a partner! Not into one night stands or BOOTY CALLS!!!1!!

(Then how are we going to sweat it out?)

i enjoy spending time together doing moist anything

love moves, see almost everythinmg. going out to dinner is fun. i enjoy spending time together doing moist anything. i have begun traveling and am going to europe for the 4th time in the near future

(While we're doing moist anything, you might experience some of those moves you so dearly love)

my doctor says I wont get much bigger as I was tiny to begin with

I'm looking for someone who doesnt mind the fact that I'm a mom to be or that I will be a mom in 3 months time. My little girl is already my life and I'm hoping to add a positive male influence into our lives. Also looking for someone who will accept that I can be a little emotional sometimes and when hurt I can say things that I dont necessarily mean and be patient with me and understand that after a few hours I will come around and apologize (this has mostly happened since becoming pregnant but has happened once or twice before). I am obviously very family oriented and always try to put others needs over my own. Please don't think that because I am looking for someone while pregnant that I am not putting my daughters needs first I believe a happy mom is what my daughter needs and I believe as long as I am happy with myself it is prefectly ok to start dating or getting to know someone while pregnant. I am not looking for hook ups or short term I am looking for someone who can and will be my forever. Even if I don't personally know someone (say they are someone you work with for example) if something happens to them I'm going to care it is how I was raised.

P.S. Once again please dont let me being pregnant turn you away most people can barely tell unless they know for sure I am pregnant and my doctor says I wont get much bigger as I was tiny to begin with.

(Well in that case...)

a measurable amount of spunk

as for my perfect man, well you also are ambitious, smart and funny you should be open minded, independent, goofy, big hearted, a total dork at least part of the time, inquisitive and have a measurable amount of spunk.

(Too easy)

really I have kids 53 and 2

really I have kids 53 an 2 I am looking for some one to hang out with every so once in a while to talk an conversate with.

(Indeed, let us conversate. First topic of discussion: how did you decide when to have your second child?)

ooking for someone who will lyk/love mee

ooking for someone who will lyk/love mee for who ii amm am a thick girl

I lyk 2go out wd 4riendz nd sing nd dance nd perfect match idk nobodys perfect so jux have 2 get 2 knw me nd we can go 4rm there bt it dosnt matter wat u luk lyk as lng as u take care of urself nd i lyk honesty nd trustworthy nd dnt cheat nd loves me 4me nd dnt beat women nd loves 2 have fun n dnt take everythang 2 ceriously nd loves 2 spend tym wd a woman i lyk 2 go out i aslo love spending tyme with muh family 3 i have no kids but maybe someday i will have sum looking for a good guy that is respectful honest lovable caring and some one who know how 2 havee funn i lyk to hang out with my friends n i am big on drinkin

(Big on drinking? I would have never guessed. Smooth move: by respelling "like," you have so much more time to drink your Nati Ice)

he shpuld be samrt

A Ph.D. student, new in town, looking for a friend... and maybe more. Most important, he shpuld be samrt and easy to talk to. I know what I want, and I know whar I think - and not afraid to say that.

(That's precisely the problem, Dr.)

I am a very intellagant, load back, female

Hi I am a down to earth intellgant female who is very out going and who is a very hard worker as well. Is looking for the right someone. I am a very intellagant, load back, female who who had know drama in my life and would like to keep it that away, I am a strait and forward person who is as loyal as can be. I don't have time for games.

(Not sure if I want to meet you. I need more intel...gant)

i am also interlectual and enjoy the readings of a book

i am a full figured women who enjoy my curves because its me and defines me as a individual i am also interlectual and enjoy the readings of a book or having that book reed to me .i am not a so if you want to chat if you are from africa or reside here and are there please do not communicate with me i am looking for someone who is in the united stats and has family in the united stats!!!! ........... i am also looking to get to know someone who is seeking longterm it doesnt have to be at this momment but know that thats what i will be seeking if they want to be with me . iwant someon who is independent and can match me to the table i am a person who loves conversation so texts are ok and emails are ok but after so many of them it gets boring and looses my interest.

(My interest is loose too...)

sold to Jesus Crist

Hi dear! I,m a Christian woman, 50years of age, sold to Jesus Crist, soul and body, prety,prety smile, sexy, good heart, honest ,trustworth and seeking a career in medical field!Looking for an American man that love God Almigth in first place and love me like Jacob loved Rachel! He must be spiritual,psycologicaly and financially stable!

(Crist Almigth endorses this message)

I'M SORRY GUYS... I MET SOMEONE

I'M SORRY GUYS... I MET SOMEONE A FEW MONTHS AGO. IT'S COMPLICATED. WE LIVE VERY BUSY LIVES AND HAVE BEEN GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SHOULD WE OR SHOULDN'T WE. LAST NIGHT WE DECIDED TO CONCENTRATE ON OUR "STUFF" WHILE SEEING EACH OTHER AND THEN DECIDE BY NOVEMBER IF WE ARE GONNA GET SERIOUS OR NOT. I REALLY LIKE HIM. HE CHASED ME DOWN TO GET MY NAME AND NUMBER. I DIDN'T MEET HIM ON LINE. CRAZY HUH? MY SUBSCRIPTION IS ENDING THIS WED AND I NEED TO SAVE MY $$ AND PUT FOCUS ON HIM AND SEE WHERE IT TAKES US...

(How refreshing that you chose a dating website to announce that you're completely unavailable. I also enjoyed your Ebay post advertising that you had absolutely nothing to sell)

i HAVE LONG BLOND HAIR. Its on my hips.

Well, Iam 5'1 and weigh 125lb. i HAVE LONG BLOND HAIR. Its on my hips. I have moist, dewey skin , blue eyes and Iam a private person but also a people person

(Hair on your hips? I'll call my friend, she gives great Brazilians)

I dont want sex, I want a relationship

Im Steph.
Im an aries.
Im pregnant, and due in May.
Im come from a huge family.
Im outspoken
Im adventurous and caring
I speak my mind, and you may not like it
I dont want sex, I want a relationship.

(Clearly you don't want sex; the morning sickness has taken care of that)

GOOD LOOKING TALL PREGANT

WOW, I MEAN IM READY TO BROWSE THROUGH PROFILES, IM SO COMPLEX WRITING IN HERE WONT GIVE U THE JIST , SO HEY IM A GOOD PERSON FUNNY, GOOD LOOKING TALL PREGANT, YIKES...AND SINGLE! JUS WANT A PAL SUMONE TO WORK OUT WITH DO STUFF HANDLE BUSINESSS EAT HEALTHY TALK WHATEVER. SO IF U WANNA KNOW MORE U KNOW WHAT TO DO

Favorite hot spots
THE LAKE THE MALL THE MOVIES OUT TO EAT SKATING, BUT IM PREGNANT SO THATS KINDA ON HOLD

Favorite things
I LIKE ALL MUSIC FROM OLIDIES TO CURRENT, PINK FLOYED ROCK SND ROLL PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING, I DONT LIEK COUNTRY OR TOO MUCH OF HIP HOP BUT I LIKE R AND B I HAE A GREAT TSTE FOR MUSIC

Last read
A PREGNANCY BOOK AND THE SATANIC BIBLE

(She forgot one of her favorite hot spots: the delivery room)

im 5 months

i have child im 5 months n love hang out with friend look man is nice fun laugh like kid n love kid n hang out newpew three n love babysitting n love go camping n like ride bike n 2 pet birds n cat

(Your newpew called. He won't be able to go camping this weekend, n kay?)

im scare to a big belly guy :(

i'm not PHILIPINO !!!!

i'm not in ASIAN dudes (sorry!)

i'm a hard worker.

i've been to many kind of BS b4

i'm not picky (it doesn't mean I want to b with anybody YoW!)

i'm not a barbie doll type. im a reg.person with feelings and brain.

please be patient with me.

i learnd that shopping is the best way to celebrate a break up :>

BONUS:im not in medical but i'm a good nurse (Oh..but i cant cook :))

I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW that im scare to a big belly guy :(
1.be clean, dont need to use perfume tho
2.i love pubs or clubs or your house (anywhere as long as we dont walk all the time,mostly im on my heels :))
3.dont be push
4.be your self
5.give me ideas
6.see you soon !

(Ok, I won't be push. But what are your feelings on pull? For example, my finger?)